Eight things you probably didn't want to know.

1. I often pee with the door open.
2. In the mornings, I sit in the tub basin and let shower run over me for ten minutes.
3. Instead of doing class work, I play Gravity Master.
4. I poop.
5. 90% Of my phone calls are made while I am pooping.
6. I am a professional at pooping in the woods.
7. I hate the bitch from Secretary of state that made me take a new picture.
8. I hate that mean whore from county clerk that acted like she was doing me a favor for getting me a birth certificate.