Valentines day.

Why I will remain single forever:

1) I have no intention of being nice, to anyone, ever.
2) If I was not single, I would have to think before I did stupid things.
3) I am just too inconsiderate.
4) Nuns don't have to wear habits anymore - I'm in.
5) I would have to stop making rude comments to my friends about being in relationships.
6) I like things my way.
7) I don't want to feel awkward being dependent on myself.
8) I like my personal space.


Now then, for my valentines day plans?

Wake up around 10am, shower, dress for work.

Get to work at 10:55am, prepare for the day by keeping a straight face while watching customers.

5:30pm take off my sweaty uniform.

5:25pm drive to theater and watch whatever shitty movie Brittnay and her love interest pick out.

After - watch movie awkwardly, dine awkwardly, go home and sleep...pleasantly.

I was thinking about posting an ad on craigs list like "Hey, after I get out of work on Saturday, you can take me out and pay to do something fun ;) " and I would pack my evening with anti-kidnappings and such...but I didn't.

Shouldn't I be upset that I will be alone forever? For some strange reason, I'm not. haha! HAHAHAHA! All you people that are happy...well, I'm sorry. =)